Re: Avatar Movie Trailer is out.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:09 am
What Cailon tries to say is that most of the Hollywood movies are full of cliches and templates. I've seen only several Hollywood movies not diseased by it: Watchmen, Butterfly Effect (1st only) and Sin City.
So, knowing all this and two trailers, I we can roughly figure out Avatar's plot:
1) Marine (American, of course) arrives to some planet with (!!!) breathable atmosphere.
2) U.S. Army wants to wipe out [Saddam] all the natives, because it wants some [oil] mineral resources.
3) A body is grown for the marine, it uses it to reach the natives and [plant a bomb, unleash a virus, simply kill them one by one, something else].
4) He falls in love (of course, like in all such movies) with some... lizard (o_0) with the boobs (o_O), who speaks ENGLISH (O_O) fluently [of course].
5) She tells him that his side are the bad guys, who are destroying the [rainforest, cannabis, lizards - choose anything you want], he says something like "Arrrgh, I was an asshole!!!", and they go back to kill all humans.
6) Of course, they succeed (it's Hollywood, babe) using bows, arrows, and hope (
).
7) In the final battle with the boss she is deadly injured, but he tells her that he loves her and then she is cured (a HUGE lol).
Americans leave the planet, leaving that guy and his second body to rot at that planet in the stone age.
That's all. This plot is common for 99% of all movies, and that sickens me.
So, knowing all this and two trailers, I we can roughly figure out Avatar's plot:
1) Marine (American, of course) arrives to some planet with (!!!) breathable atmosphere.
2) U.S. Army wants to wipe out [Saddam] all the natives, because it wants some [oil] mineral resources.
3) A body is grown for the marine, it uses it to reach the natives and [plant a bomb, unleash a virus, simply kill them one by one, something else].



4) He falls in love (of course, like in all such movies) with some... lizard (o_0) with the boobs (o_O), who speaks ENGLISH (O_O) fluently [of course].
5) She tells him that his side are the bad guys, who are destroying the [rainforest, cannabis, lizards - choose anything you want], he says something like "Arrrgh, I was an asshole!!!", and they go back to kill all humans.
6) Of course, they succeed (it's Hollywood, babe) using bows, arrows, and hope (



7) In the final battle with the boss she is deadly injured, but he tells her that he loves her and then she is cured (a HUGE lol).

That's all. This plot is common for 99% of all movies, and that sickens me.
