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kamugin wrote:
I know you understood in spite of my Engrish, but here it is again in good Portuguese for ya: Pare de passar manteiga no moooV porque você quer uma cópia tridimensional de seu modelo da Alita!

Apesar da adulação, ele não vai ceder.

I did understand what you wrote, but you could not understand my irony. Your Portuguese is as absurd as your English. Besides being a fake, you take your conclusions the way you want. Stop projecting your fantasies to someone else. I would certainly want a 3D model, but I have never asked - directly or indirectly - for that.

Oh, yes: at least this time your Portuguese is readable.

I must apologize to kamugin.
Besides being of bad taste, my joke was exaggeratedly rude.

I also extend my apologies to the entire community. This is not a place for vulgarism. Actually, such a place does not exist.

Apologies accepted. Equally I would like to give to you and to the entire community my apologies.

now what will i do from all these popcorn, now that you made a truce ?

HumanRage wrote:now what will i do from all these popcorn, now that you made a truce ?

If that's an invitation, I will certainly accept the popcorn. Just don't forget the ice cream and the tea.

HumanRage wrote:now what will i do from all these popcorn, now that you made a truce ?

Ira furor brevis est

Sergio Nova wrote:Your Portuguese is as absurd as your English

And your kung fu is weaker than mine.

Just a joke, no offence.

moooV wrote: And your kung fu is weaker than mine.

Too easy! I've never practiced kung fu.
Try to find a more respectful challenge.

moooV wrote:And your kung fu is weaker than mine.

Playing Street Fighter with Fei Long maybe, you NEET, army deserter!

moooV wrote:And your kung fu is weaker than mine.

Why should I explain my posts so often to you?

There is an idiomatic phrase "show your kung fu to me", which means "if you're so awesome, prove it" (in many senses - professionally, educationally, just being cleverer), with derivatives like "my kung fu is stronger". And the sentence I've posted was just a first association on Sergio's sentence. Just as if he hasn't finished it.

"Your Portuguese is as absurd as your English... and your kung fu is weaker than mine".

The sentence has nothing to do with myself.

kamugin wrote:Playing Street Fighter with Fei Long maybe, you NEET, army deserter!

I never play fightings. And I've never played Street Fighter. The last time I've played them was when I played Mortal Kombat when I was a kid.

Also, I'm not in a NEET group - I'm just on a 2 month long summer vacation. And, furthemore, I'm not an army deserter - I would be in jail already if I was. Being physically unfit for army is not a desertion.

And watch your mouth - you are offencive right away.

Okay, okay, man! Don't take it personally, I was just joking since it seemed that was the play. Here in Brazil, good friends sometimes throw insults to each other just for fun "You're an asshole!", "Youre're a sissy boy!". I don't know if you Russians do similar jokes, however even if you do, it seems to work bad in foruns since you can't see my face or hear my voice and the emoticons are a poor replacement.

Obviously I know you aren't a NEET or an army deserter nor nobody here believe that you are. I take everything back and humbly ask your forgiveness.

P.S.: By the other hand, don't assume everybody know jokes like "in Soviet Russia..." or "show your kung fu to me".

but everybody should know knowyourmeme.com and urbandictionary.com

moooV wrote:[joke]What about the credit page in the Bible - any jokes and credits from different monk translation teams can be found there. Even the trollface photoshopped onto Jesus's face.[/joke]

Hahaha, I'm just imagining how you flip over the page and it'd be like: "Genesis 1. 4. IV.: "Adam made love to his wife Eve..." [I do this all the time with Sister Erica!] [In your dream, Brother Franciscus] [Dreamz in ur momma, Bro!] "... and Eve gave birth to Cain, and Cain......"